1 day ago with 443,855 notes

octobootle:

When you think your cramps are finished but then

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1 day ago with 293,425 notes

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively  

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3 days ago with 31,340 notes
This may be TMI for my daughter to read one day, but by golly, how true it is… 4 days ago with 13,027 notes
owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

He had it coming. He had it coming. 4 days ago with 89,649 notes
5 days ago with 7,525 notes

You have no idea how long I’ve waited to hold you in my arms again…

1 week ago with 10,859 notes

Yesterday was the baby girl’s 5th birthday. The big 5. That means 13 years left to create memories of love, humor, anger, sadness, and accomplishment until she’s an adult and no longer needs me. But a whole lifetime until I no longer need her. This girl is insane, let me tell you. She has so much more courage at 5 years old than I ever had in my life. She is never afraid to be different. Treats everyone equally. And strives to learn something new everyday. She is a great role model for her younger siblings. Hell, she’s a great role model for me. My mini me here is my inspiration and I am her mother.

Happy Birthday, Love.

1 week ago with 3 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Fixin’ the boo-boos. [x] 2 weeks ago with 8,926 notes
Convo I just had with my dad
  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD
2 weeks ago with 103,665 notes